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#NipClub

Hello All! We are happy to see you!

The team is alive and well, but has been forced to undergo some re-structuring and re-allocation of duties. We have much more to report to you, regarding Hartz Mountain Corporation’s shady activities but, for the record, we are still currently in hibernation mode; however something occurred a short time ago, necessitating a prompt response from the BH camp.

Throughout the course of our mission, Broken Hartz has had a bit of a back and forth with a group of Twitter users operating under the hash tag “#NipClub” (for readers unaware of what a hash tag is, please click here).

We’ve watched this group and have been unsure of what to make of it, specifically, its leadership… until now.

What is #NipClub?
#NipClub is a large group of people on Twitter, known as “anipals”, tweeting as their cats and dogs. These animal lovers attend #NipClub’s virtual Twitter “pawties” every Thursday as well as one Saturday per month. They pass out virtual drinks (such as “niptinis” and “bacon beer”), eat virtual appetizers, “dance” to music provided by “animal DJs” and socialize with other anipals, all toward the goal of raising money for no-kill animal shelters and rescues. You can read more about #NipClub on their website.

To be clear, we weren’t planning to post anything about this or other incidents surrounding #NipClub on our blog for the simple fact this group seemed innocent, though a bit misguided; however, Shayna Cat (#NipClub Public Relations, “wife” of King Tutti Fruiti, motivational guru and singer for the Black Eared Peas, among other distinctions) saw fit to post a faulty blog entry last week after an exchange of words was had between our groups.

What was at the center of this exchange?

#NipClub is proud to call Hartz Mountain Corporation its corporate sponsor.

That’s right, #NipClub’s mission to stop the unnecessary deaths of countless shelter animals each year is fueled, in part, by prize donations from a monstrous corporation known for causing the unnecessary injuries and deaths of countless dogs and cats annually with their negligent flea & tick care products.

To our knowledge, Hartz is the club’s only corporate sponsor. What makes this go from a case of mere ignorance to one of pure hypocrisy is the fact #NipClub’s founder, @KingTuttiFruiti (aka @FlaCatLady) has openly admitted to knowing Hartz is bad. She simply doesn’t care because they help her mission.

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Shayna Cat’s hastily constructed post, which was promoted heavily to the #NipClub community, creates far too many omissions and misleading statements, intentional or otherwise, for Broken Hartz to allow to go unaddressed, but first…

What led to this point?

As many of you know, we popped onto the Twitter scene in January of this year and started checking in on @HartzPets. Among other things, our affiliates noticed Hartz was engaging with others, using the hash tag #NipClub. The @HartzPets Twitter account has done this almost consistently, every Thursday, as long as we have been paying attention.

We reached out to people we saw talking to Hartz through this channel in order to fulfill our mission of warning the public about the dangers of this company. Although some welcomed our information, we were astonished to find more often than not we were merely chastised by the individuals we were trying to help for apparently misusing the hash tag #NipClub. We were told this tag is only to be used for the “pawty”. There was little concern from the “animal loving” individuals contacted regarding the fact they were happily speaking with a manufacturer of negligent animal “care” products. Surprised by this action, but wishing to not commit further faux “paws”, we backed away from #NipClub for quite some time.

In the months that followed, Broken Hartz experienced great success with the Twitter end of its mission. Great contacts were made, our We Iz Anonymous Cats and Melinda Wants Money videos trended for nearly two weeks straight, we started the hash tag #BeTheWave in association with the Tiny Timmy Organization and watched our follower numbers surpass that of @HartzPets. Our mission was growing faster than anticipated.

There was one thorn in our Twitter-side, however. We noticed animal-loving, trusting #NipClub attendees were still blissfully chatting with @HartzPets while the rest of the Twitterverse had clearly been starting to get the message. Over time, #NipClub members became the only Twitter users left truly engaging with the company.

Eventually, despite being in hibernation, this fact left us with the decision to reach out once more to #NipClub, even though we had been told to go away. Shortly after our return to the #NipClub front, our group finally had interaction with one of NipClub’s founders, @KingTuttiFruiti, in August.

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This started a very long, public conversation between our groups.

During this conversation, we learned several things:

  • The whole time, Hartz had not just been a participant, but a monthly sponsor.
  • King Tutti Fruiti was not only aware of the dangers surrounding Hartz products, but claims to have known for years and even warns people at the grocery store to avoid Hartz flea and tick products.
  • King Tutti Fruiti claimed to only accept pee pads from Hartz.

Here’s a highlight reel.

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We also had a private conversation with Shayna Cat. In this conversation, it was suggested we attend #NipClub events but refrain from mentioning our mission while networking with attendees. We felt this action would be misleading and not in the spirit of our mission to keep our intent clear at all times. An agreement was reached during this discussion that, seeing as how #NipClub was only accepting Hartz pee pads, we would yet again back off this organization. We stated if Hartz can make anything, it’s a product worthy of being peed on. A good laugh was had by all and the matter was dropped. We also offered to assist #NipClub in finding alternative sponsors for their events.

In October, our fears were realized.

A regular #NipClub supporter applied a Hartz flea and tick product to her cat and the animal died. A notice was put out on Saturday, October 13th during the monthly #NipClub “pawty” by a friend of the victim, using the hash tag #NipClub. We received a flood of tweets from #NipClub supporters to the @BrokenHartzPets account, informing us of the situation and asking us to provide information.

For those who were previously unaware, assisting victims is what we do on a regular basis. We cast no “I told you so” comments toward #NipClub Management as we provided the information and consolation needed to #NipClub supporters while we waited to see how #NipClub Management would choose to proceed.

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A #NipClub attendee put this tweet out in honor of another #NipClub attendee whose cat died from a reaction to a Hartz flea product.

Things seemed quiet until a month later. We noticed #NipClub Management had not only continued their support of Hartz after one of their own supporter’s cats died from a Hartz product, but they began giving out more Hartz products than King Tutti Fruiti had claimed to accept. Penny questioned King Tutti Fruiti about the new prizes and received no response.

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Please note the Hartz products in the bottom-left of the photo.

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On Sunday, December 2nd, our kitten on Twitter patrol, @bhpenny, brought some more evidence to the team and it was decided action was needed. The @BrokenHartzPets account sent a few Tweet missiles at #NipClub and @KingTuttiFruiti. King Tutti Fruiti decided to respond from her @FlaCatLady account, several NipClubbers jumped in to blindly defend #NipClub with seemingly no knowledge of the situation and we went back and forth with the group for hours.

The following day, Shayna Cat posted a blog entry entitled, “If You Have a Problem at #NipClub“. In this case, Broken Hartz would be considered the “problem”. As mentioned above, there were many misleading statements which we would now like to take the opportunity to correct.

1) The following screenshot is the first bullet under Shayna’s “What #NipClub Isn’t” section of her misleading post.

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Broken Hartz does not conduct fundraising and has never asked #NipClub to assist with raising funds for Broken Hartz.

All Broken Hartz affiliates are volunteers. We do not seek funds at any time and do not profit in any way from our protest of Hartz Mountain Corporation. Plus, we operate anonymously so we fail to see how anyone could ever misconstrue our words into thinking we have interest in creating a paper trail through fundraising.

2) In the point “Campaigning”, Shayna Cat says this:

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First of all, #NipClub has already resorted to reporting us as spam. As a matter of fact, as evidenced by the screenshot below, they put out the call to report us as spam one day before posting their blog entry about the incident.

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Second, we do not spam the #NipClub hash tag. Addressing the fact Hartz Mountain Corporation is a sponsor of #NipClub, while itself being a danger to animals is not off-topic and, therefore, not spam.

We believe the true issue here is obvious. #NipClub Management does not appreciate the fact we are exposing their hypocrisy so they seek to lure their followers into thinking we are the troublemakers instead of swallowing their pride and making a tough, but proper, ethical decision for the good of their trusting anipal followers as well as allowing their mission to keep a clear conscience.

We also wish to point out others in #NipClub have used the #NipClub tag recently to promote a Hartz toy blog giveaway, which is completely unrelated to #NipClub’s goals of raising funds for animal shelters. Following Shayna Cat’s #NipClub hash tag abuse logic, shouldn’t this be considered spam as well? King Tutti Fruiti even promoted the unrelated Hartz giveaway using the #NipClub hash tag.

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For those umaware, Hartz Mountain Corporation is the manufacturer of the Angry Birds toy line for pets.


Side Note for BH Warriors:
We thought Hartz would be promoting their Skelanimals toys by now. Hmm, we wonder what happened to this other disastrous collaboration.

Continuing…

3) Here is another remark in Shayna Cat’s blog post we must address:

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The fact is, #NipClub Management does oppose us through their willingness to involve #NipClub in Hartz’ cause, the cause of deceiving the animal loving public with philanthropic smokescreens. #NipClub Management’s actions, not ours, are hurting those they’re attempting to help.

We’re not asking #NipClub to be part of the solution. We’re simply asking #NipClub to not be part of the problem. Allowing Hartz to sponsor such a well-meaning cause hurts those #NipClub is trying to help far more than us warning others about the true, serious, heart-breaking and costly danger surrounding Hartz and its products every once in a while with a #NipClub tweet.

In fact, the Hartz sponsorship has, and will continue to, put many animal lovers off from #NipClub events due to the fact they partner with a negligent monster.

Moving on…

4) Shayna Cat seems torn on the tact she wished to take with us in her post, as evidenced by these conflicting comments:

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Shayna Cat’s polite comment of us possibly having “the best cause in the world” seems a bit weakened when combined with the assertion we are abusers, don’t you think?

We are especially offended by this remark considering the inordinate amount of personal time our team dedicates to helping individuals who have lost animals to Hartz, and we do it without the aid of a sinister corporate sponsor, to whom we turn a blind eye.

Now that we’ve addressed Shayna’s innaccuracies…

Here are a few things that seem to come up between us and #NipClub attendees that we would like to take the opportunity to address:

1) Is this about animal testing?
While we are certainly not fond of animal testing (especially after many long nights reading EPA flea and tick product testing reports), our specific mission has nothing to do with it. No official Broken Hartz affiliates are, or ever have been, members of any animal-related organization.

Our issue is with the damage Hartz causes after their products have been sold to consumers.

2) You’re not who you claim to be.
King Tutti Fruiti made this paranoid and bizarre claim publicly last August to the @BrokenHartzPets account:

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The “King” never clarified this absurd comment, but this was brought up with Shayna Cat in private messages. In these messages, Shayna mentioned she believed King Tutti Fruiti was referring to some incident that had occurred previously which King Tutti Fruiti was seeming to attribute to us as well.

Attention #NipClub Managment:

  • Our mission was not started to mess with you.
  • We had no prior knowledge of #NipClub before starting our mission.
  • Our only accounts on Twitter are @BrokenHartzPets and @bhpenny.
  • We don’t work for anyone in animal industries or any other related industries.
  • We’re not sure who you think is behind our mission but, we assure you, you’re wrong.
  • Get over yourselves.  

We work anonymously because we report on a multi-billion dollar corporation notorious for bullying its detractors. We have a negative impact on the corporate image they pay a lot of money to maintain. Remaining anonymous offers us and our families a small amount of personal protection. Call it what you want, but it is the best approach for our mission.

3) Why don’t you go after retailers/tell people at the grocery store/protest somewhere else?
The assumption Broken Hartz doesn’t do these things is quite ridiculous. We do plenty outside of Twitter and to assume all you see is all we do is painfully ignorant.

Twitter is but one small part of our organization’s activities but, for those who haven’t realized, Twitter is the equivalent of standing outside thousands of grocery stores at once, clearly making our acts of protest through this chosen medium a worthwhile endeavor. Just as #NipClub and Hartz use Twitter and other services on the internet to further their causes, we will continue to use the internet to further ours.

4) NipClub doesn’t give out Hartz flea products.

Duh.

Shayna Cat said this to us last week and, yes, we know this. We have never stated that #NipClub gives away or even promotes Hartz flea and tick products directly. On a side note, @KingTuttiFruiti favorited our “admission” to Shayna Cat, as if this was some kind of profound victory.

Our point is it’s not caring or compassionate to take the attitude #NipClub Management takes.

@KingTuttiFruiti (@FlaCatLady) and @ShaynaCat have spent years communicating a message to their followers, that boils down to something like this:

We’ve taken the time to verify these carefully selected causes so you can rest assured your donations are going to worthy charities.

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#NipClub Management has trained its followers to blindly trust them, but then carelessly throws out pro-Hartz marketing messages for “pawesome” giveaways and kudos for helping the #NipClub mission. When questioned about this, #NipClub Management’s response basically amounts to:

Not our problem. We know that shit is bad and we’re surprised others don’t. Don’t they research?

No, #NipClub Management. They don’t because you’ve taught them you will do the thinking for them. We’ve also noticed a surge in your Hartz interactions since our most recent altercation.

Allowing Hartz to sponsor #NipClub makes Hartz look like a “good guy”. This is a very common marketing technique used by many corporations to mislead the public.

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In conclusion, as the title of the song suggests, perhaps “vampires” is a bit strong; but the following song (with lyrics beneath) is dedicated to #NipClub Management:

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I’ve seen your eyes as they fix on me.
“What is he doing? What on earth’s the plan?
Has he got one?”

You better give me some pointers
since you are the big rocket launcher
and I´m just the shotgun.

Well, I’ve got no dollar signs in my eyes.
That might be a surprise but it’s true.
Said, “I´m not like you
and I don’t want your advice or your praise
or to move in the ways you do
and I never will.”

Cause all you people are vampires
and all your stories are stale
and though you pretend to stand by us
I know you´re certain we´ll fail.

I´ve seen your eyes as they fix on me,
full of confusion.
Your snarl is just so condescending.

Trying to explain that we´re on to a win
if the fee we get in
near recoups what we´re spending

He said “I can´t believe
that you drove all that way. Well how much did they
Pay ya? How much did they pay ya?
You´d have been better to stay round our way,
thinking about things but not actually doing things.”

(2x)
Cause all you people are vampires
and all your stories are stale
and though you pretend to stand by us
I know you´re certain we´ll fail.

All you people are vampires!

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We again request #NipClub Management end its Hartz partnership.

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Truth in Art

Have you seen great Broken Hartz protest art from BH Warriors and wondered where it all ends up?

They go to our “#BHwarriors Art” Pinterest board, of course!

You may remember, Pinterest was one of the sites where Hartz Mountain Corporation infringed on our servicemark, leading to Hartz being handed a third straight defeat in its attempts to censor our mission.

Since then, our boards have been growing, becoming ever more populated with supporter submissions. We’d like to share some of those submissions with you today.

This first piece comes from less of a BH Warrior and more of a BH Compatriot, HartzKills.org.

We’ve been absolutely thrilled by the level of attention we’ve received from this excellent Hartz protest website that’s been in operation for years, but when this graphic was created in honor of our 13-day Twitter trend, we were over the moon!

Next up, we have a submission from one of our longest standing, strongest supporters; Lulu (@Lulu_Lindi on Twitter). Lulu’s involvement in our mission has earned her the title of BH Ambassador.

Continuing, the revelation Skelanimals has partnered with Hartz prompted active Hartz opponent, Boycott Hartz (found on Facebook and Twitter) to add the following graphic to its prolific body of protest compositions:

Though slightly newer to our mission; BH Warrior, Corina (@Rinarubee on Twitter), has made many contributions to the mission, including this important message for Hartz:

The last example of great Hartz Mountain Corporation protest art we will be sharing today comes from none other than BH Warrior, Guye (@Di_sss on Twitter). When it comes to BH Warrior art, Guye is the grandfather. He pretty much launched the artistic wing of our mission all on his own, inspiring us and others to follow suit. Here is just one of his many excellent creations:

Thank you to everyone out there that keep making Hartz Mountain Corporation protest art to add to the collection. Art has a way of reaching people in a manner other forms of communication cannot and, in the war against Hartz, we believe artistic expression will continue to play a strong role in achieving our goal.

To send us your submissions, feel free to contact us on Twitter, Facebook, Pinterest or send an email to BrokenHartzPets@gmail.com.

We can’t wait to see what our BH Warriors come up with next!

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Alex Gweneth

 

There’s someone Broken Hartz hasn’t yet mentioned, but has been dying to introduce you to.

Meet Alex Gweneth:

 

Alex Gweneth has created a sickening amount of blog entries all over the internet as a willing lackey for Hartz Mountain Corporation.

Here’s just a sampling of the places you can find Alex’s shoddily constructed “articles” (in no particular order). Just Google him for more:

Get the idea?

This individual has been shamelessly spreading Hartz’ lies all over the internet for years, building a vast pile of poorly written, deceptive crap intended to clog internet searches with Hartz’ propaganda.

Are you ready for this?

 


 

(Hartz Flea & Tick Control for Effective Elimination of Cats Fleas posted on ewagz.com on January 25, 2012, by Alex Gweneth Paragraphs 2 and 3)

“I sincerely hope you are not one of those people who feel that they can handle the health issues of their pets on their own and don’t consider consulting a vet necessary. A veterinary doctor has the right qualification and experience to suggest [sic] you the most appropriate treatment plan, keeping in view the general health of your cat and severity of the problem. Your cat is not just any other animal; it is only one of its kinds [sic]. So let a decent and reliable vet help you chalk out the best flea treatment for your cat. The treatment plan for your cat is determined by three things – their age, weight and overall health of your cat.

Hartz flea & tick shampoo is a highly recommended way of getting rid of fleas from your feline friend. But giving a cat a bath is easier said than done. If you can manage to [sic] your cat [sic] bath once every 30 days then you have half the battle won. However, you need to stick to this routine to ensure that your pet remain [sic] flea free.”

 


 

Notice how Alex uses the first paragraph to establish how seriously he takes this matter, telling people it is crucial they consult a vet. He then follows this up by misleading consumers into believing Hartz is highly recommended by Veterinarians.

In this way, Hartz hopes consumers will think, “Well the guy just told me how important it is to know the facts. He’d never lie about this. I’ll save myself the Vet bill and just go get some good ole Hartz. Thanks, Alex!”

Moving on:

 


 

(Combat Cat Flea Allergy with Hartz Flea & Tick Control Products posted on ewagz.com on January 9, 2012, by Alex Gweneth Paragraph 5, Sentences 1-3)

“Flea control is absolutely necessary for the health and well-being of your cat. But it is important to choose the flea treatment product very carefully otherwise it can put the life of your cat in jeopardy. It’s advisable to opt for a reputable brand like Hartz when going for a flea control treatment.”

 


 

Again, you’ll notice Alex first makes it appear he is deeply concerned with making sure the public doesn’t use an inferior, dangerous product only to follow it up with referring to the worst Flea & Tick brand to ever sit on the shelves as a “reputable” brand, trying to sway consumers into just taking his word for it.

Shameless.

 


 

(Flea Free Feline with Hartz Flea & Tick Control Products posted on ewagz.com on March 16, 2012, by Alex Gweneth Paragraph 3)

“Eliminating fleas from your cat’s body is never an easy task as they are very sensitive to chemicals used in pesticides. However, Hartz flea & tick control products made specifically for cats help you get rid of these pesky bugs without causing any adverse side effects on your cat.

 


 

This calls for the chart.

If your cat experiences an adverse reaction to any of the Spot-On cat products listed in the EPA Public Advisory Published in March 2010, this chart represents the likelihood (based on percentage of reported events) of your cat experiencing Death or a Major, Moderate or Minor event.

As you can see, in the case of an adverse event, your cat is 3 times more likely to die from a Hartz product than any of the other brands found in the EPA Public Advisory published in March 2010. Hartz also tops the list for Major events and comes in second for Moderate, clearly making it the most dangerous of these products.

 

Likelihood of Death, Major, Moderate or Minor Event if Your Cat Experiences an Incident With a Manufacturer’s Product Listed in the EPA Public Advisory published in March 2010:

 

The statement made above by Alex Gweneth, miraculously, is a bolder lie than anything spouted by Dr. Melinda Fernyhough, but it doesn’t stop there.

Although Hartz is clearly the most dangerous brand in the Flea & Tick Control market, the following “Author” description prominently accompanies the 20 Hartz articles posted by Alex on Ewagz.com as well as his Ewagz.com Author page:

 

 

Hartz, through Alex Gweneth, have told the public their cat products don’t cause any adverse effects. None.

This is a clear case of fraud, but we’re not quite done with Alex Gweneth.

He’s not a Hartz employee.

Alex Gweneth works for Ronn Torossian at 5W Public Relations, one of the many PR & Social Media organizations gleefully leeching blood money from this bloated beast:

 

 

Here’s a link to the article pictured above.

The evidence provided proves 5W Public Relations, Ronn Torossian and Alex Gweneth are willing accomplices in Hartz Mountain Corporation and Dr. Melinda Fernyhough’s diabolical mission to grow fat from the needless injuries and deaths of countless, beloved animals.

Ronn Torossian should be no stranger to the Broken Hartz Twitter Camp, though he is better known as “#SleazyDouche”, “#IronDick” (Coined by #BHrogue, @Di_sss) or the newly dubbed and quite fitting “#IronDouche”.

For great information on our buddy “Iron Douche“, check out this information from Gawker.com and FailedMessiah.com

Ronnie is on a totally different level of crazy, making him the perfect ally for a corporation such as Hartz.

It’s anything goes with, Iron Douche.

Watch out, Hartz!

If the Law Offices of Carella, Byrne et al hear about this, it may not be so good.

 


ON A SIDE NOTE:


 

In a hilarious turn of events, Broken Hartz ended up inadvertently assisting poor Ronnie with getting a hold of Saucony to discuss an important sneaker dilemma he has been experiencing:

Poor Ronnie tweeted this out, but apparently Saucony wasn't too keen on talking with ole "Iron Douche". We imagine his reputation preceded him.

 


 

Saucony ignored Ronn for another day, so BH stepped in on his behalf to sort out the matter and clarify his request.

 


 

Broken Hartz clarified the reason for Ronnie's urgency and, once Saucony understood "Iron Douche" was in great peril, they came to his aid.

You’re welcome, Iron Douche.

Enjoy your run.

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The Art of BH War

Broken Hartz has explained its method previously (if you haven’t read it, please do), but we’d like to expand on this subject.

After completing our research regarding Hartz’ Executive Summary, Broken Hartz affiliates discussed the best way to get this message to the public. The sad truth is, our message is very depressing and the information being presented is tedious and complicated.

Our response to Hartz was very clinical.

As damning as the evidence we had was, it did not make for interesting reading. We needed to make this information attention-grabbing if we were to have a chance of communicating with the public.

Thankfully, this is where Broken Hartz excels!

Our affiliates, among other skills, represent the Graphic, Web and Multimedia Arts. Additionally, we work as communications experts in Marketing Departments and actively use social media in a professional capacity.

 


TIME OUT


Okay, Okay. many of you in the BH camp are probably screaming:

“Say it ain’t so, BH! Are you really guilty of working in Marketing?”

It’s true, we are, however the companies BH affiliates work for do not conduct themselves unethically nor do they engage in heavy-handed Marketing efforts.

Lastly, we have turned these hated powers into weapons of good against Hartz, so there.


TIME IN


 

We are quite familiar with this arena.

We know the rules.

We know how to fight back.

This is the main reason Hartz, Banyan Branch and 5W Public Relations, led by the nasty parasite, Ronn Torossian (That is not a typo, Ronn really spells his name with two “N”s), have had such a difficult time dealing with us despite the fact we have invested $0 in this effort.

How much have you spent, Hartzy?

By the way, don’t just take our word for it, Here are screenshots to prove these companies are behind Hartz’ Social Media/Marketing efforts. We’ve made sure to highlight another company supported by 5W Public Relations as well. Many animal rights activists will quickly understand why we have chosen to do so at this time.

 


 

If you're an animal rights activist, don't forget to check out who else 5W Public Relations assists.

 


 

Hartz is in so much need right now, Banyan Branch has them splashed all over their home page.

 


 

Moving on, after completing our response to Hartz, we launched our counterattack to their socially-inept media campaign.

Our goal is to take Hartz to the Court of Public Opinion where they will be found guilty.

Reformulation is no longer an option.

Hartz and Dr. Melinda Fernyhough, the Vet who cried “Safe and Effective” are never to be trusted again.

Hartz Mountain Corporation will have no choice but to shut down.

The Broken Hartz mission has broken down in the following manner:

  • Step 1 – Servicemark

    Man, did that pay off! We knew a good mark would assist with recognition as our message expanded, but we had not foreseen how crucial this step would be in providing legal protection from Hartz’ counters to our actions. As we later revealed, Penny is the affiliate responsible for this little gem.

  • Step 2 – Start WordPress Blog

    The blog is our passion! We started it while working on the Summary to get our feet wet. Scaling back from our daily posting schedule was tough, but necessary to allow other branches of the mission to flourish.

  • Step 3 – Twitter

    The information was there. Now we had to advertise. As with the blog, we started our Twitter account before submitting our Summary to Rite Aid. We immediately began tweeting at Hartz, but, from our blog views, they didn’t seem to take notice.

  • Step 4 – Jazz Up the Summary

    It’s still tedious, but definitely entertaining. The day Rite Aid Senior Counsel finally clued Hartz in as to what we had been up to, our blog views spiked!

    Clearly, we had gotten someone’s attention.

    We had been reveling in their phony EPA article being witnessed by the public in all its glory for those four days before Hartz deleted it! That’s a very interesting, often overlooked, post. Be sure to check it out.

  • Step 5 – Get Loud, Very Loud

    Hartz was on to us, so it was time to get as loud as possible on Twitter.

  • Step 6 – The Expansion.

    It was time to spread the message, but there was a problem.

  • Step 7 – The Infringement Battles

    Step 6 led to the discovery of Hartz’ “response” to our actions. This was a brilliant chapter in the BH mission in which Hartz was handed three sound beatings (on Twitter, Facebook and Pinterest) thanks to Penny’s servicemark and our collective knowledge of how to defend it.

    This also led to a huge spike in exposure and interest in our cause.

    Thanks, Hartz!

  • Step 8 – Let Loose the Visuals

    BH had been including graphics in posts for a while. They readily appeared in Google searches but we weren’t communicating a visual message beyond that point.

    This changed when @Di_sss took it upon himself to create clever visuals and distribute them over Twitter. This rallied BH to get a move on and attend to this important avenue of communication that we had been relatively ignoring.

    To be clear, @Di_sss is not an official BH affiliate. He is a compatriot that has taken up the cause in a most inspiring way. His contributions have not only added to the BH message on Twitter, but have been shared on our Pinterest, Facebook and YouTube pages as well.

    Thank you for providing great content all on your own, Guye.

    Your unique methods paved the way for the release of our “We Iz Anonymous Cats” video as well as drove us to creating “Melinda Wants Money“. We’re sure Mel just loves that one.

    A picture is worth a thousand words and a video is worth tens of thousands of pictures.

    Look Mel, you’re going to be a superstar!

 

Continuing

People don’t seem to readily care about this topic unless they are animal activists or have been affected themselves.

We welcome these individuals with open arms. They are a great boon to our mission, but our true goal is to reach those who are neither.

We seek to rally the disengaged public before this happens to them, but there are a lot of people talking on the internet and getting them interested in what one small organization has to say is difficult.

This is why we have taken our aggressively cutting and sarcastic approach to Hartz.

We have slowly built on this idea, in an attempt to make Hartz a laughing stock. We want all to readily associate Hartz Mountain Corporation as a joke. A pathetic excuse for a company that everyone knows to avoid.

Despite the joking, we make sure to always speak truth. It is our only protection and all that we need.

We make every effort to speak carefully, in our own crazy way.

For instance, Broken Hartz refrains from recommending any flea products, but simply asks people to speak with a reputable Veterinarian.

It’s not that we don’t have an opinion on the matter, we just really want to drive the point home that people should check with a reputable Vet before putting anything on an animal.

Some products are safer than others depending on certain variables and sometimes reputable products have counterfeits available online, making the whole matter more complicated.

There are even many organic solutions available but, again, we ask you to first speak with a reputable Veterinarian.

You may notice individuals supporting the BH mission mentioning their own product preferences but, these individuals are not official members of Broken Hartz and their opinions should not be attributed to us.

Followers are always free to state their own thoughts and recommendations even if BH has a differing opinion.

You are individuals with your own voices.

We are not responsible for what you have to say and, more importantly, you are not responsible for anything we say.

Nevertheless, we wish to announce the creation of our BH Warrior Kit page.

There, you will find many useful tools to aid you in joining our cause, should you wish to avail yourself of them.

Welcome to the mission.

=^..^=

 


Penny Fur Yer Thoughts

 

Yes, Readers, the time has arrived! An official BH affiliate has appeared on Twitter, codename: @bhpenny.

Penny was given a warm welcome as she popped on to the Twitter scene last night.

 



 

We were lucky enough to score an interview with this little firecracker and ask her a few questions about BH, Dr. Melinda and Hartz in general.

 


 

BH: So, your first name is Penelope, right?

Penelope: Well, that’z mah hooman’s name for me. My kitteh mom named me “Meow”. You can call me Penny.

BH: What role do you play on the official Broken Hartz team?

Penny: Well, I iz the cutest…

BH: Naturally.

Penny: I also thinks Hartz is stoopid…

BH: Noted.

Penny: …and I likes to *hiss* and *rawr* at them.

BH: Effective, but what do you do?

Penny: You sees, I luvs teh animals. You may have noticed I iz an animals. I represents a Broken Hartz affiliate on the Twitters. I investigates, I manage the Broken Hartz Pinterest account and I even made teh BH servicemark!

Broken Hartz thought it wuz time for meow to get outs, strut mah stuffs, flash mah claws and talks to teh public on mah owns. *rawr*

BH: Oh, yeah! We forgot about that. You say you manage the Pinterest account?

Penny: I dos.

BH: Hartz has a Pinterest account, too, don’t they?

Penny: Yeah. Hartz haz had a Pinterest account fer awhiles now, but they only started to use it becuz they know we iz on Pinterest too.

Our boards are way coolers than dumb old Hartzy’s and we have more followers. But we could use mores. Do you remembers how Hartz tried to infringe on mah servicemark on Pinterest?

BH: Yes, we remember quite well.

Penny: I’m not just here to be silly and cute, although I iz very cute.

BH: Yes, we’ve covered that.

Penny: I plan to do mah best to expose the dangers of the pawful Hartz Mountain Corporation, so kittehs and doggehs effurrywhere don’t get sick or die, all while being cute. Did I mention I’m cute?

BH: No, we don’t believe you did. Moving on, what are your thoughts on Dr. Melinda?

Penny: *HISS* She iz a mean mean lady. She should have her veterinary license revoked for the lies she haz told to protect stoopid Hartz. She took a vows to save us, but she broke it in exchange for monies. She probably cared about animals more than monies at one time, but not anymores. Iz sad.

BH: Yes, it is sad. What do you think about websites like HartzVictims.org?

Penny: They iz sad, too but impawtants for the hoomans to see so Hartz doesn’t keep gettings aways with hurting animals.

BH: Very true. Well, Penny, we know you want to get out there and start bringing the Broken Hartz message to the public, but is there anything else you’d like to say?

Penny: I may be small and cute, but I iz smart toos and I has seens what Hartz haz been doings and I can not haz.

I will not stops until Hartz goes away.

 


 

Penny’s no joke. Keep an eye out for this little girl. She’s sure to have a lot to say and Hartz isn’t going to like it.

She’ll be flashing her claws and spreading the truth, all while looking adorable.

Please follow @bhpenny on Twitter. You’ll be glad you did!

=^..^=


UPDATE: PENNY NEEDS YOUR HELP ON PINTEREST!


Penny’s comment about Hartz having less followers on Pinterest than the Broken Hartz account she manages really got under Hartz’ skin. Because of this, they have gotten far more aggressive in their Pinterest campaign.

If you’re on Pinterest, please remember to follow us at Pinterest.com/BrokenHartz. If you’re not on Pinterest, what are you waiting for, an invitation? Oh yeah, you do need an invitation.

If you’d like us to send you an invite, just leave a comment requesting one!

 


On the Prowl

Hello Readers,

We hope you enjoyed Truth Week.

The Truth Week page is now up so, if you missed any parts in this series, that’s the place to go.

Broken Hartz has experienced a power surge as we keep bringing the hurt to Hartz.

Our Twitter campaign is growing rapidly, thanks in no small part to the overwhelming devotion of our #BHwarriors, the creativity and resourcefulness of our #BHambassador (@lulu_lindi) and the amusing tweets of our newly-crowned #BHcomic, @LVBarracuda.

In addition to that, Broken Hartz is thrilled to find long-time @BrokenHartzPets Followers, famous Playboy Playmates turned animal activists, @Barbi_Twins have gotten more involved with the cause.

We’re sure Hartz has seen our growth and, combined with the Facebook and Pinterest defeats we handed them last week, we feel it safe to assume they are not too happy about how this little war is going. Of course, if our struggling foe knew of all our endeavors, they’d have given up long ago.

What you see is only a fraction of the mission, Hartz.

We are always on the prowl.

We are always watching you.

We have seen more.

 

 

Due to the sharp growth and interaction we’ve experienced, Broken Hartz will be taking some time to assess the situation, complete some current investigations (while launching new ones) and dedicate some much needed time to other branches of the BH mission.

We will continue to maintain our presence on Twitter but, until further notice, the Broken Hartz blog will be adopting a Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday posting schedule.

If you haven’t already, this may be a great time to go back through our posts and catch up.

=^..^=

 


Even More Pinteresting

 

The Broken Hartz juggernaut continues to make a molehill out of Hartz Mountain.

This beautiful little email found its way to our account today from the good folks at Pinterest.com, regarding our infringement claim against Hartz:

 


 

“[Pinterest] Trademark Complaint ID #1580153031

On Tuesday, March 20, 2012 at 2:12 PM, [Pinterest Community Manager] wrote:

Hi,

The username “brokenhartzpets” is available now.

If you choose to change your username on your existing account, go to https://pinterest.com/settings when you’re logged in to edit your username. Then click Save Profile when you’re finished.

Hope that helps!

[Pinterest Community Manager]

 


 

Readers, it appears the scoreboard is in need of another update:

Broken Hartz – 3

Hartz Mountain Corporation – 0

The page is now populated with excellent BH content but, we’ll always have the screenshot below to enjoy Hartz Mountain Corporation’s shame!

 


Here's what happens when you mess with Broken Hartz! This page has now been populated with all things BH but, thanks to this screenshot, we'll always be able to have a good laugh at Hartz.


 

Broken Hartz wishes to thank all those who have helped our mission. We love our Twitter Followers, led by our tenacious #BHambassador.

Every time our #BHwarriors speak up, we watch our blog views rise.

Our message would never have spread as far or as fast without your support.

Broken Hartz is humbled by the level of devotion you have shown to the mission but, to be fair, our #BHwarriors haven’t done all the work.

Your criminal acts continue to amplify our message, Hartz.

Your attempts to silence us have forced internet giants Twitter and Facebook, as well as the quickly-growing Pinterest, to listen to our message. Their collective response of support shows the tide is turning.

You are a monster, Hartz, and we have already addressed how you will be dealt with.

Broken Hartz does not speak in hyperbole.

Our goal to shut down the multi-billion dollar beast that is Hartz Mountain Corporation is bold but, together with the public, we will achieve it.

Make no mistake.

=^..^=

 


Broken Hartz (Really) Likes This!

 

Good Evening Readers,

We apologize for interrupting Truth Week, but this popped into our inbox today:

 


 

“Re: Re: Re: Trademark Notification Complaint: #118834674907699

On Monday, March 19, 2012 at 11:55 AM, The Facebook Team wrote:

Hi,

Thank you for bringing this matter to our attention. We have removed or disabled access to the third-party or user-generated content you have reported to us for violating our Statement of Rights & Responsibilities.

If you have additional infringements to report, please submit a new claim using our form at:

https://www.facebook.com/help/contact_us.php?id=208282075858952

If you have any further questions, please visit the Intellectual Property section of our Help Center at the following address:

http://www.facebook.com/help/?page=439

Thanks for contacting Facebook,

[Facebook Team Member]
User Operations
Facebook”

 


Now that’s how you file an infringement claim!

Broken Hartz applauds Facebook’s decision to not only shut down this offending page, but for allowing us to maintain anonymity in the process even though this goes against their normal policy.

Adding this to our Twitter victory, it would appear the score is:

Broken Hartz – 2
Hartz Mountain Corporation – 0

We are sorting out some details with the Facebook team, but you can expect to “like” Broken Hartz on Facebook shortly!

Please join us on Twitter tonight as @BrokenHartzPets and all our #BHwarriors pop some #champagne at the #BHparty and send many thanks to @Facebook!

Attention Hartz Mountain Corporation:

Are you starting to get it?

You have no idea what you have come up against.

We will stop you.

We already are.

=^..^=

 


UPDATE: Click the following link to find out what details were being sorted out in our Complicated Facebook Relationship Status.


 


Broken Hartz Does Not Like This

Hartz Mountain Corporation’s decision to try shutting us down rather than even daring to respond directly has been quite telling. More importantly, this action has caused a deafening amplification of the issue.

We couldn’t have asked for anything more! Thanks, Hartzy!

Make no mistake, this nasty little beast has been hurt bad by this move and it’s about to get bitten again.

We know about Facebook.com/BrokenHartzPets, Hartz.

Yes, Hartz has gone and infringed on the Broken Hartz servicemark again by squatting on our rightful Facebook page.

At the beginning of our campaign, Broken Hartz staff discussed Facebook but chose to come back to this front at a later date. Let the people “Whack the Crate” (“Whack the Crate” was a Hartz Facebook Game, which was available at the time of this post, but no longer is.) we said.

We have been keeping an eye on this page and, for that reason, are keenly aware Facebook.com/BrokenHartzPets was still available just a short while ago.

It was our turn to fill out a complaint.

Those of you familiar with the Broken Hartz style will find humor in our dismay at what Facebook calls a complaint form. This form doesn’t allow for much detail or claims of extenuating circumstances and asks for private information, which we had to dance around in order to get the form to submit in the first place.

What little information we could communicate caused some understandable confusion on the part of the Facebook team, leaving them with questions as to what the hell Broken Hartz was talking about.

At least we had gotten their attention.

What follows is the entire correspondence as it currently stands. Facebook has not responded yet, but we sent it to them in the middle of the night so we’re going to let that slide.

We just couldn’t resist sharing this now.

Are you ready?

 


 

“Re: Trademark Notification Complaint: #118834674907699

On Monday, March 12, 2012 at 1:29 PM, The Facebook Team wrote:

Hi,

We are writing to get additional details so that we can better understand your recent report. From the information you have provided, it appears that you may be trying to allege an infringement of your trademark rights. If that is not the case, please let us know what rights you do believe are being violated or infringed (including reference to applicable statutes, if possible).

If you are indeed intending to allege trademark infringement, we would be happy to follow up but need additional information. If you wish us to follow up, please provide the following:

  • Your full name
  • If you are acting on behalf of a corporation or other organization that is the holder of the trademark rights, provide a description of that entity and your relationship to it
  • A description of the trademark that you allege is being infringed
  • An explanation of the basis for your trademark rights in any countries in which you wish to claim rights, by providing (A) and/or (B) below:

(A) If you have one or more trademark registrations, please provide the:

  • Country or countries of registration
  • Registration number(s)

(B) If you do not have a trademark registration or you are additionally asserting common law rights:

  • Please explain your basis for asserting trademark rights
  • In what country or jurisdiction are you asserting rights?
  • Description of your use of the trademark in commerce, including description of the goods/services covered by the trademark

After providing your registration information and/or explanation of common law rights, please also explain how you believe the reported content is likely to cause confusion as to source, sponsorship, or affiliation, or otherwise infringes your rights.

Thank you for helping us better understand your report. We take intellectual property rights seriously and would be happy to look into this matter further upon receiving the requested information.

Sincerely,

[Facebook Team Member]
User Operations
Facebook”

 


Here is the response from Broken Hartz to Facebook. You’ll notice a few similarities to our Twitter response, naturally:


 

“Re: Re: Trademark Notification Complaint: #118834674907699

On Monday, March 15, 2012 at 12:31 AM, Broken Hartz wrote:

Hello [Facebook Team Member],

Thank you for contacting our organization regarding this matter. We also placed a Username infringement report, which is being handled by [Facebook Team Member] (User Operations). Please apply this response to both claims.

The Broken Hartz mission was began in direct protest to the corrupt actions of Hartz Mountain Corporation. Members of our organization experienced an issue with a Hartz flea product in mid-January.

Our affiliate made a complaint to Rite Aid Corporation, the distributor who sold them the Hartz product.

Despite being provided numerous factual details from the EPA and others regarding the unsafe nature of these products, Rite Aid Corporation dismissed our affiliate’s claims. Throughout the course of this discussion, a document from Hartz’ Resident Veterinarian, Dr. Melinda Fernyhough, was eventually submitted to our affiliate.

This document was filled with bold lies, including lies about the FDA-approved status of Hartz’ competitor products, as well as lies about the EPA’s findings regarding their Public Advisory published in March 2010.

In response to this action, we have exercised our constitutional right to protest against this unscrupulous manufacturer.

Rights to the Broken Hartz servicemark were attained naturally with the launch of BrokenHartz.Wordpress.com and the @BrokenHartzPets Twitter account  on January 22nd 2012.

The Broken Hartz servicemark is a suggestive mark and the service being provided is vital public safety information about Hartz Mountain Corporation’s negligent products.

A suggestive mark evokes or suggests a characteristic of the underlying good/service. For example, the word “Coppertone” is suggestive of sun-tan lotion, but does not specifically describe the underlying product. Some exercise of imagination is needed to associate the word with the underlying product. At the same time, however, the word is not totally unrelated to the underlying good/service.

The Broken Hartz servicemark consists of the broken heart graphic and the words “broken hartz”. The broken heart suggests the pain and sorrow caused by decades of neglect by Hartz Mountain Corporation. The words “broken hartz” make Nominative use of Hartz Mountain Corporation’s trademark in order to directly identify the corporation being protested as well as to suggest the message that Hartz Mountain Corporation is guilty of breaking many, many hearts through their wanton disregard for animal welfare.

Suggestive marks are inherently distinctive, being afforded a high degree of protection.

Hartz has already tried to shut us down on Twitter due, in part, to our Nominative use of the Hartz Mountain Corporation trademark.

While Broken Hartz acknowledges we have exercised Nominative use of Hartz Mountain Corporation’s trademark, in accordance with Trademark/Servicemark law, there is an allowance for Nominative use.

  • Nominative use occurs when use of a term is necessary for purposes of identifying another producer’s product, not the user’s own product.
  • It is crucial to the Broken Hartz mission to ensure the public knows the information provided directly correlates to Hartz Mountain Corporation and its dangerous products.
  • Hartz Mountain Corporation is not readily identifiable without using the identifier, “Hartz” or, in the case of Twitter, “HartzPets”.
  • We have only used as much of Hartz’ trademark as is reasonably necessary to identify it. Our servicemark neither copies the font nor uses a similar font style, the orange color nor the rounded rectangle in the background that constitute the Hartz Mountain Corporation trademark.
  • There is clearly no suggestion of endorsement or sponsorship by Hartz Mountain Corporation.
  • We are not profiting in any way from the Nominative use of the Hartz trademark.
  • We believe we have fair, Nominative use of Hartz’ trademark as this is protected by our first amendment rights to protest. Our motive for creating the servicemark, Broken Hartz, and its affiliated Twitter page, @BrokenHartzPets, have been created to express customer dissatisfaction through the medium of the Internet.

When presented with this Nominative use defense to Hartz Mountain Corporation’s claims, Twitter agreed with us and saw fit to drop the matter.

It is clear we are not affiliated with Hartz and if anyone is infringing on the other’s trademark/servicemark, it is Hartz Mountain Corporation upon us.

Hartz Mountain Corporation is cybersquatting on the following domains (You may need to enter a CAPTCHA to view these):

BrokenHartz.com

BrokenHartz.net

BrokenHartz.org

In an effort to silence our right to protest, Hartz is clearly violating our servicemark. They sought to silence us on Twitter and now Broken Hartz comes to find they are already engaged in another unethical act by infringing on our rightful Facebook page.

In regards to your question concerning what countries we claim rights to, please see the attached screenshot, providing evidence of our blog’s international scope.

This image was the file attached to Broken Hartz' response to Facebook. It shows how far the Broken Hartz message has already spread in roughly two months.

Broken Hartz has already gained natural servicemark priority in 17 countries but, as you are no doubt aware, servicemark priority extends not only to the mark’s current reach, but to any geographic area in which the mark is likely to expand as well. Seeing as how our message is spread via the internet and we have already reached so many countries in such a very short time, we feel comfortable in claiming servicemark priority worldwide for Broken Hartz and Broken Hartz Pets.

Aside from the other points mentioned, this violation further serves to confuse the public by suggesting Broken Hartz Pets is in the business of pet supplies, which is wholly inaccurate, and the fact the page is not actually being used speaks volumes.

Whoever has laid claim to this page, it clearly is not us and our servicemark rights have been violated.

Lastly, we’d like to address your request for our personal information, specifically the Username Infringement Report follow-up’s request for our name, mailing address and phone number in order to resolve this matter, along with the warning that this information is routinely shared with the organization we are reporting.

As you can surely guess, anonymity is vital to our mission and therefore, we apologize but, we simply cannot grant this request, but we offer another way to prove we are indeed Broken Hartz.

We have sent you this email from our [provider removed] account, used for official correspondences, but you’ll notice our WordPress and Twitter accounts reference BrokenHartzPets@gmail.com. Please send your response to that email account. We will forward that email to our [provider removed] account and then respond to you. This will clearly prove we are the rightful owners of the Broken Hartz servicemark.

We appreciate your time.

Sincerely,

Broken Hartz
@BrokenHartzPets”

 


 

We all eagerly await Facebook’s response.

=^..^=

 


UPDATE: Facebook responded four days later.


 


#Schooled

As you are probably aware, Hartz has again revealed its ugly intentions to try and silence us before the Broken Hartz message spreads too far to contain, but it hasn’t exactly been going well.

It began with cybersquatting on our domains and two days ago, after wading through our emails, we came upon Hartz’ attempt to silence us on Twitter.

You may be wondering what Broken Hartz had been doing on Twitter, other than the obvious, that got them so riled up.

#SnarkWar

Over the last week, Broken Hartz had gotten into the habit of launching Snark-to-Hartz missles across Hartz’ portside. We hear that’s the best side to hit.

Here is a sampling of some of our favorite Snark. Feel free to copy and paste these into your very own Snark cannon and let fly:

 


 

What’s the difference between @HartzPets products & in-laws? Both suck, but we’ve never heard of cats dying from contact w/in-laws #SnarkWar

 


 

How are your girlfriend’s sister and @HartzPets products alike? You would be wise to keep your hands off both of them. #SnarkWar

 


 

How many @HartzPets Veterinarians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Hartz Vets are always in the dark. #SnarkWar

 


 

The @HartzPets dictionary defines “innovative, trustworthy & affordable” as “outdated, cheap and shady-as-hell”. #SnarkWar

 


 

How are @HartzPets products and sleazy hookers alike? They both cost $10 and blow. #SnarkWar

 


 

You’re @HartzPets & your products kill. Do you fix them? No. You get a girl from @BanyanBranch to tweet goofy crap instead. #SnarkWar

 


 

Which brings us to the topic of those who choose to enable this corrupt organization, perpetuating its lies in exchange for a share of the unclean spoils:

Banyan Branch is a social media marketing agency based in Seattle. They have a variety of well-known clients, including Hartz Mountain Corporation, such as:

  • Disney
  • Paramount Pictures
  • T-Mobile
  • Asics
  • Amazon.com
  • Fox
  • Microsoft
  • Porsche

The company Hartz keeps gives you an idea of just how sickeningly engorged with wealth Hartz Mountain Corporation has gotten by putting the welfare of animals and the people who love them far behind the welfare of their dirty little piggy banks.

Banyan Branch maintains the Twitter and Facebook accounts of Hartz, among other online marketing efforts, and what does Hartz get from this top-level company? Bottom-dollar, crackpot solutions, serving no other purpose but the intensification of public scrutiny as we all watch this odd display of an outdated, corrupt organization taking its last breaths.

We understand Banyan Branch has a job to do, but as the old saying goes:

 

“You can’t shine a turd.” – Anonymous

 

A company such as Banyan Branch is certainly capable of picking and choosing which companies it represents. It is especially important for a company in the field of Public Relations to align itself with companies that propel them forward, not drag them down into a pit of wanton lies and deception.

We expected Hartz to cybersquat on our domain names, but we are surprised to see a social-media marketing agency as well-known as Banyan Branch resort to assisting Hartz Mountain in filing a bogus trademark infringement claim against @BrokenHartzPets on Twitter.

People don’t like hearing about the oppression of free speech and in the wake of SOPA and PIPA, that sentiment has only intensified.

You have lit a fire today, Hartz, and it’s going to burn you.

The more you fight us, the louder we get.

Banyan Branch, your public relations methods are laughably inept and Broken Hartz finds it hard to believe you lead seminars on this stuff.

Sorry, Banyan Branch, but you’ve gone and gotten Hartz on yourself and, as we all know, that’s a killer.

As we’ve told you before, we’re just getting started. We get exponentially larger with every day.

In closing, we would like to dedicate about 95% of the following song to Hartz Mountain Corporation:

 

=^..^=

 


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