Can you believe it has almost been 4 months?
How have you been? Busy?
We don’t mean to be pains, but, we just wanted to remind you we’re still waiting on some things:
You remember Federal Express tracking #799809068158, don’t you?
That’s the number you provided the EPA with for a document you claim was delivered to the USEPA in Edison, New Jersey on February 26, 2008 in response to the EPA stating they did not receive a report from you for the calendar year 2007 on or before March 1st, 2008.
We know the EPA decided to drop the fine they had levied upon you, solely for the purposes of settlement, but we’d still very much like to take a look at this evidence for ourselves, if you don’t mind.
Also, as you know, we are quite resourceful when it comes to mining the internet for information about you, but we have been unable to find any photos of the Hartz Ultraguard OneSpot Flea Egg and Flea Larvae Treatment for Cats and Kittens (EPA# 2596-147) to match up with the version of 2596-147 we purchased at Rite Aid.
This detail still puzzles us and any information you could provide to help us get to the bottom of this little “anomaly” would be greatly appreciated.
Well, we’ll let you go for now.
Those lies don’t write themselves and we know you’ve got paychecks to cash.